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QuotesSeptember 10, 2002 "Sell olives. Buy opium." - Jamey (when the party is in Oalien) "Ok, this is more clothes and less plot." - Dave September 17, 2002 "Is something wrong besides the (crosses herself) demon from hell?" - Emily "If I can't, I'm sure he will see it as a public service." - Ben
"What is your name young man?" - Eileen (as Samurai Chick) "Just he, himself, and him, all of whom are ninjas." - Eileen "A hundred ninjas burst from the walls on guitars!" - Dave
"She's a NiT (Ninja in Training)." - Eileen (of Dakhira) September 24, 2002 "Dude, I braided the ropes." - Dave
"Is there a Mecca equivalent?" - Ben
"I like people. Lots of people." - Sue
"That would make us...cousin things..." - Dave "I feel my snooting is higher than his." - Dave "She was suddenly struck by a painful call of nature..." - Dave
"Vogue Antoine." - Dave (striking a pose) "They won't assume my character's gay. They'll assume he's a lesbian." - Dave "It's like being thrown against a wall." - Jamey
"All of a sudden, ninjas burst through the walls, wailing on
guitars!" - Dave
"You're about to embark on a great voyage." - Jamey (to newly wed Tanaka Takeshi) October 1, 2002 "I can't finish my frickin' breakfast." - Dave "How did you come to be a compass?" - Dave (to a talking compass) "Perhaps you should be introduced to Antoine." - Dave
"It finds crack-ass items." - various people (of the compass) "You kill it. It dies. You take its stuff." - Dave
"In case it does come to fighting Leviathan, I have some elephant tranquilizer." - Ben "She's really rather pretty in that rather blue way." - Eileen "...and the young, pretty man..." - Jamey
(Antoine comes in)
"My rates are negotiable." - note from Ben to Dave about Sebastiano October 8, 2002 "What part of fundamentally unclean do you not understand?" - Ben
"First of all, I must apologize...for failing to kill him (Sebastiano)." - Ben "I know what you are not going to say. Go on!" - Eileen
"Young men over there. Young ladies over there." - Eileen
"I give them a look that says 'Though I appreciate jousting with you over this, if you press me on this I'm going to have to kill one of you.'" - Ben "You're Guiliana's daughter-" - Eileen
"There is a woman..." - Eileen
"The soup was ill omened." - Jamey
"Offspring's the wrong word so much as spawn." - Ben
October 15, 2002 "Have Antoine jump out of a cake." - Jamey
"I don't care, we're all cousins here." - Dave
"Italian ninjas burst through the walls." - Dave
"And if Khir comes out in your (Adriano's) mother's jewelry..." - Sue
"I don't notice. I'm off being pleasant." - Becky
"Eileen, just out of morbid curiosity-" - Ben
"Take your scythes off the host!" - Jamey "I am a ranged attack." - Emily October 22, 2002 "What? You are a plot point." - Emily (to Becky) "I am Mikkos Thelassedes, Tamer of Rahab!" - Jamey "Antoine definitely has sexy underwear." - Jamey "No, please. I'm enjoying this." - Ben
"What do we call them?" - Emily (refering to the English equivalents)
"Up here they can jump around." - Becky (Ancelaine and Anthony) October 29, 2002 "I can read and write my own name. So I think I can write other names..." - Ben "I find a wretched hive of scum and villainy." - Ben "I check my armor and make sure I am well greaved." - Jamey "I guess 'ah' is pretty much the same everywhere?" - Ben
"We are balanced and do not care about our corporeal selves, also we have kung fu and can kick your ass." - Dave (of the two "strangers") "They know Tai Chi." - Ben
"It is always wise to check the omens before trying to kill strangers." - Jamey "Ok, I walk in poorly greaved." - Jamey November 5, 2002 "When squirrels misbehave." - Jamey
"This is gratuitous violence. Megathumos attack!" - Jamey "My god he is well greaved." - Dave November 12, 2002 "Megathumos neck evade." - Jamey "You might want to start using your weapon." - Jamey
"I'm insane. What's his excuse?" - Eileen (Zirce referring to Haroun) November 19, 2002 "And the other end?" - Emily (referring to a stethoscope) "My job is to do bad things that make people hate me but are good." - Ben "If you hit me Adriano, I will most likely die." - Ben "And then she smote him down-" - Emily "Wow I just got to say, 'I have no intention of igniting your cat.'" - Ben "I disagree. Fire, you can put out. Explosions, you can't." - Jamey December 3, 2002 "Friend of yours?" - Izrain "Mega Kiss." - Jamey (reading a conversation heart) "I don't have any weird dreams." - Sue "The apocalypse isn't so much embarassing as it is the apocalypse." - Emily "How's your poem going?" - Jamey "Blood's more creepy and Catholic." - Jamey "I think that we should all go to the bathroom right now if we have to." - Dave
(OOC) December 10, 2002 "I wake up and there's a ghost cat on my head!" -Dave "God, I have three words for you: squirrel and man. Amen." -Ben
"Ancelaine's looking uneasy. She doesn't like lightning storms much." -Emily
"Great Dragon Leviathan, the depths may be yours, but the ocean's surface belongs to Mikkos Thalassides!" - Mikkos the Epic "And I am Mikkos Thalassides, Tamer of... *cough* I mean, Royal Explorer of Dtai." -
Jamey
"I know how you wanted time alone, but it's been a thousand years..." - Kristen as Leviathan the Mopey "So... how's your part of the ocean?" - Kristen as Leviathan
"It's for your own safety." - Eileen as Seir
"Ack! Nice Catholic girls in Satan's backseat!" - Becky January 22, 2003 "We're in hell. We watch Saraseiavision all the time." - Ben "We'll bring back chocolate and lasers." - Jamey "Death before cake." - Emily
"Well apparently this one freezes over regularly." - Emily
"It's impressive, but it's still infernal." - Emily
"Now we know the word for demon steed." - Emily
"I have an idea of the fearsome knight's charge...clip clop, clip clop..." - Ben
"We need Antoine with us. He (Sorath) can't kiss a woman." - Jamey February 5, 2003 "Pay me 750 gil and I'll stand on your ship and be your laser." - Dave "Where are the circles?" - Ben
"I think it's the safest to start with the biggest [laser]." - Jamey "I haven't seen any invisible cars." - Dave "You are Nietzsche. You can bust out with the quote. Go. Go, it's your birthday." - Ben "When are you due for release?" - Ben
February 12, 2003 "Is there anything else we need?" - Dave?
"I would love to have a defibulator." - Ben "You did stop me from getting a laser cannon." - Jamey "I look forward to getting back and buying four laser cannons." - Jamey "I came here seeking oblivion." - Eileen (Simon)
February 19, 2003 "Let's go let Ancelaine and the poet know you have joined us." - Jamey
"They're Hans, Frans, and Arnold." - Emily (the black ops) "I am Hans. I am Frans. And we are here to pump you up." - Emily "How did you meet them?" - Dave
"I go to sleep because I haven't drunk that much in a long time." - Ben
"Are they competent or dangerous?" - Emily (of the black ops)
February 26, 2003 "You don't really notice, but at some point Eigar is there sitting next to Dakhira." - Kristen "Do you want something to drink?" - Dave
"Don't eat...oh..." - Jamey
"You're the son I never had." - Eileen
"Hide Adriano's mom in your coat." - Jamey (to Sue)
March 12, 2003 "We don't want a bill." - Jamey
April 2, 2003 "Mikkos loves a woman with large cargo capacity." - Ben "Whenever I don't stab royalty I regret it." - Ben "Blood ritual sacrifices?" - Dave
"Orpheus was the greatest man on earth with the lyre, but he wasn't so great with the guitar." - Dave "Well they've all grown into impressive young men and women." - Dave (to Adriano's father) April 9, 2003 "We can go ask him. Just don't have lunch with him." - Dave
"I am the royal thief. I have come to take your brass man." - Sue "There's someone coming through the window (gunshot). How are you?" - Paul
"He sent the five of us...?" - Jamey
"I don't think he ever would have suspected that the Queen of Thieves would show up." - Dave "She's communist, but she's the government." - Dave (of Khir) "He just has no interest in killing you." - Dave
"Saraseia, you're the only one who cares about me and that's because you're unconscious." - Dave (as Haroun) September 7, 2003 "We lost our means to find the ruler of the country." - Dave
"The omens are excellent. Onward!" - Jamey
"Adriano just has so many issues right now." - Dave
"What are you doing! This is a ship!" - Jamey
"Perhaps you shouldn't get drunk. The lady might take advantage of you." - Eileen
(as Eigar)
"To find out what secrets lie at the top and kill them." - Dave
"Great Captain Mikkos, what is this Holy Mountain?" - Eileen
"He's working on dessert." - Eileen
"Silver medalist in the ninja-lympics." - Dave (of Khir) "You see a little head bobbing Saint Mikkos!" - Jamey
"Well, we'll be staying at the plppppp... It's the Drunken Wastrel." - Dave
"There's a space." - Dave
"Hold down the 'A' button." - Jamey
"We should stop and ask if anyone has seen a flying bronze man carrying a tower..." - Dave September 14, 2003 "Are you suggesting you need more than one tent in a Final Fantasy game?" - Jamey "In the morning you must drink vodka. Your insides must be as clean as your
outsides." - Dave
"Saint-Michael-please-give-me-guidance!" - Dave
"Not looking, not looking...(a naked Eigar winks)...Not glaring, not glaring..." -
Becky
"What are some Russian dishes?" - Eileen
"I have a feeling this is a good place to check out." - Jamey
"No, not a pirate dragon..." - Eileen
September 21, 2003 "What if it's not what they (pilgrims) do best (combat)?" - Dave
"I cover. It bounces off my greaves." - Jamey
"Mega-Thumos Pilgrimage!" - Jamey "I am down with my limit bar flashing, almost there." - Jamey
"The St. Michaelmen come out dressed like ninjas and holding glowing swords." - Dave
"Pull out libation. Drink. For you St. Michael." - Jamey "Ah... This is for you St. Michael. As I drop, Tristhanos Attack!" - Jamey "That psychologist void..." - Dave "What do you want?" - Eileen (as St. Michael)
"Do you take much creedence in mad men?" - Eileen (St. Michael)
"I take the rest of my combat drugs and pour them out as libation." - Jamey "Please don't cower. It's unnerving." - Joanna
"I'm not so much brooding as I am (demon voice) brooding." - Dave "Do you know what I left on the altar of St. Michael? A sword forged in Hell." - Jamey "I pull out two feathers." - Sue (from St. Michael)
"What's yours is mine." - Sue Where does 'sna' point?" - Sue
"We're clearly not there to take anything. I don't look at you." - Becky
October 12, 2003 "This place wreaks of Occult." - Eileen (of the library)
"We don't have that book anymore. We seem to have sold it to the town's weapon shop,
for half price." - Dave
"Occult Electronics?" - Sue
"He said 'Hey, there's free land out there' and then the peasants went out there and said 'Hey, this is Siberia' and died." - Eileen "I go find books on lives of the saints, preferably with pictures." - Jamey
(Ben comes in)
(Mission: Impossible music comes on suddenly)
"...vaults of treasure..." - Eileen (crazy librarian)
"I walk up to the second floor of the library and stare down at the floor." - Jamey
"I don't know if you can find the book on the activation of the ancient
transportation spell on the floor." - Dave
"Now why would a nice girl want to know about transportation spells?" - Eileen
(creepy librarian)
"I just gave a lot of blood." - Dave
"Eigar says he's scared and could you please hold his hand." - Eileen
"How did you get in before?" - Becky
"I'm trying to be less demon." - Becky
"I'm not really a smith. I just sort of toss the magic sword of fire into the lake of fire and it powers up." - Eileen (Xaphan) "She's making a coin cloth out of the Shroud of Turin..." - Dave
October 19, 2003 "Hello? Hello?" - Jamey (knocking on a crystal pendant)
"Alright. You ask and I'll take." - Sue "Do you seem to be agreeing with this?" - Becky (OOC to Sue)
"We've come to seek audience with the Patriarch." - Dave
"The sword has arcane writings on it." - Eileen
"Ha. He thinks to be tricksy." - Eileen (voice in Patriarch's head speaking of Adriano) "If we went around talking about that, people would think us mad." - Dave
"Are things on the feet side or the head side?" - Becky
"This sort of thing doesn't normally happen so I guess it's ok." - Mike (Patriarch) "Are there dinosaurs in this room??" - Becky
"Finest thieves the world has ever seen. They steal a country over and over again." - Becky (of the Urial) "Today's brooding is level 7." - Becky "But I won't be held responisible if you get your eyes burned out." - Eileen
"I'm not the one in charge." - Eileen (Foras)
October 26, 2003 "Mega Thumos Give XP Back!" - Jamey "Let's not remind him
of this." - Jamey (talking to Sue) "As I drop, looks like it's time for Tristhanos Strike of Martyrs!" - Jamey "We walk. And down and down and down..." - several people in deepening voices "He wanted you to
wield the sword and not die on it." - Becky "Run!" - Becky "I can't open the door because I have no vodka." - Dave "I can see Saraseia running to the monks. Vodka! We need vodka!" - Dave "It's time for Tristhanos What-the-hell-are-you-doing? Strike." - Jamey "I could lower my Defense for the purpose of hitting myself." - Dave
"By circumstance he wasn't a good person before and now he doesn't remember that." -
Becky (of Sora)
"I suppose we could hurl Dakhira in there and hope she goes off like a bomb." - Dave
"We don't have time to beat around the bush." - Dave
"Do any of you guys know Pearl or Ultranova that I can borrow? No? Ok." - Becky
November 9, 2003 "Power OS Version 1,563,751.03 ... Beta." - Dave
"Ilya begat *bing* who begat *bing* who begat *bing*..." - Dave "I type in my name. How much info is there?" - Jamey "Name: Lilyth Mojave DOB: f*ing long time ago" - Eileen "Why would you sweep for mines?" - Dave "Must avoid sailing for months to wrong pole." - Jamey "I look up squirrel containment." - Jamey
"Rahab could take us up to the ice. From there we go on squirrel back." - Jamey "...it would be a lot of squirrels." - Becky "I don't know. How long would it take you to construct a 200 foot tall brass man." - Dave (sarcastically) "She might be able to bring us spare squirrels..." - Jamey "My impression is that there was going to be an army of dengals..." - Dave
"Patriarch...blahblahblah...Highness...blahblahblah...Can we talk to you?" - Becky "Thank you for your time, oh Mighty whatever-you-are." - Becky "Thought bubble, Mikkos' head: People walking around wearing icons of Mikkos." - Jamey "The Patriarch would look at you frowny faced." - Eileen (picture Mike) "Do you think just staring at it real hard is the key?" - Dave
"It's time for the Tristhanos Please-Hit-A-Lot Attack." - Jamey "The sigil's hard core." - Jamey November 23, 2003 "Either they're screaming or tea is ready." - Jamey
"It was a giant flying demon..." - Eileen
"It's for your own protection." - Eileen (as leader of the Urial guards)
"Half-Angel, Half-Demon-Half-Angel, Sword of St. Michael, From-Hell, Invisible Woman,
Spy-From-Hell." - Becky
"Look! There's a giant barbarian camp! Let's attack their friends!" - Dave "As I fall, I lay into her with the power of We-Must-Save-the-World-Stop-This-Foolishness!" - Jamey "No really, St. Michael gave me this sword..." - Jamey
"They complain about how heavy his greaves are." - Eileen "You're eating dinner with a bomb." - Dave (of Sora) "If the world's going to end anyway, it's not going to be a big deal." - Jamey
"What would I do with a large bird?" - Eileen (warrior woman)
"The young lady is making fun of you." - Eileen (referring to Ariano) "What?! No dowry?" - Jamey
"Would you like me to congratulate you or apologize?" - Becky
"She seems to have strong feelings about this..." - Becky "I apologize for my inappropriate behavior on your engagement. I guess it was the narrow avoidance of death." - Becky "The moment I meet another one of them, I shall enlighten them to the fact that you are male." - Becky (to Adriano) "Did you mention to her that I was Tamer of Rahab?" - Jamey "Do you really want to stick out your neck for that? Such a pretty neck..." - Eileen
"This was the most fun meeting the rulers of the country. Notice. No Haroun." - Dave December 7, 2003 February 8, 2004 "So we are going to get out of this hemisphere and get some chickens. We have radioed ahead for chocolate." -Jamey "Why are you petting the sacrificial goats?" - Adriano to Mikkos "'Please accept our offering.' I throw a goat into the water." - Jamey
"Aren't you supposed to kill it first?" - Khir
"Don't worry. The ship's supposed to sink." - Adriano "Do you have things called concerts?" - Naersin
"Tonight the concert is dedicated to you guys." - Black Ops Member
"This world saving adventure has been sponsored by Dtai, Hell, and people like you." - Ilya "It sounds like there's some kind of satanic ritual going on inside." - Becky
"Maybe they're conjuring the chickens." - Saraseia "The chicken lady is here." - Saraseia to Adriano "I give her a smirk nastier than my usual smirk because my chocobo hates me." - Dave "This one's going to lay some eggs." - Cid (of Saraseia and Sora's chocobo)
"Labor inducing herbs from Hell..." - Becky "Don't think of the omelettes. Think of the steaks." - Mikkos
"Don't ever put Adriano in a Mecha." - Dave
"I mean what else would you put on top of a church? Duh." - Ilya
"Steal the baby." - Jamey (quietly to Sue) "It's so tiring watching people brooding so much better than I could. I felt like an
amateur." - Dave
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